Corbin: “Hey Alice, you know how you said ‘if it gets worse?’  Uh, does this count?” 

Alice: “Oh my bob, Corbin!  When did this start?” 

Corbin: “Yesterday, in the evening, my stomach hurt suddenly, and this glow…  Aaahg!  It’s doing it again!” 

Alice: “Oh Corbin, that dream you had the other day, what was it!?” 

She leaned down and started feeling all over his swollen belly as Corbin described vampire visitors, weird lights, and suspicious probes on a cold table. 

She looked up as he finished his story.  “Babe, brace yourself.  I think your pregnant.” 

“Aarrgg,” Corbin grumbled.  “What is going on with me!?” 

But the robot statue had no answer to give him. 

The next morning… 

Alice: “You okay babe?” 

Corbin: “I think so, I just have this odd stomach ache, I had a crazy dream last night, and now I’m exhausted.  Maybe I shouldn’t have Ice cream right before bed.” 

Alice: “Hm.  Well take some Tums for now, and try to get a nap in before work; I’ll be quiet.  And if it gets worse, tell me right away.”  

I feel like his face sums up my game nicely. 

You really need to pay more attention to your child when no one else is home.