Caleb rubbed his sleeve nervously. “I was wondering… what your thoughts were on vampires?”
“Vampires!?” Stunned, Miera blinked several times before continuing. “You got me all the way out here to talk about VAMPIRES? You want to know what I think of them? I think they’re something we made up a long time ago when we didn’t know any better! Is that it, or can I go back to my shack now?”

He cleared his throat. “Well, you see, I… kind of am one.” He spread his arms out with uncertainty. “Ta-da?”

Miera sighed. “You know what? I don’t have time for this. You sit up here in your old (fully built!) house, with plumbing, and electricity, and you always talk about the great meals you make. But the one time you invite me over, it’s not to make one of those meals for me, it’s to play some stupid prank on me! Goodbye Caleb. Please don’t call me again.”































