Emerson: Don’t mind me… just… lost a bet at work…
Author: Sims County
Rosetta looked down the street as Jefani explained.
“What the hell?!”
Jefani: “Nice day out today; not so hot.”
Rosetta: “Yeah, I was worried I was gonna turn into a raisin with all the swimming I’ve been doing.”

Jefani: “Yeah but it takes all the weight off of your feet. If I had to choose between swollen ankles and wrinkly fingers, I’d rather be a raisin. With buns of steel.”
Rosetta smiled and rubbed her tummy. “What did you do when you were pregnant? You didn’t have the pool back then, I was already friends with Emerson when you had it made.”
Jefani: “Cool baths helped, but mostly I just wandered around in my underwear in the summer, with a spray bottle full of ice.”
Rosetta: “Oh! Wow. That’s an image.”

Jefani chuckled. “Sorry. As a change of subject, did you know that when Emerson was born, Danae asked me to return him to the hospital because he was ‘too smelly and loud’?”
Rosetta: “Did she really?”
Jefani: “You wouldn’t know it from looking at her, but she was such an angry child!”
Oh man, I really do look like a giant ‘S’…
(¬_¬)
…tippity tap tap type…
Well why did you wait until everyone went to work to watch a scary movie?
All by yourself.
In a big, old house.
That’s probably haunted.
⚆_⚆

Back home, this goof is practicing his dance moves in the mirror while his girlfriend unwinds at the computer.
I don’t believe there’s a radio in this room. I’ve never seen them do this before!
@ashuriphoenix said: “…… that’s fucked up. xD You sound like you have a relationship with your husband like I have with my own husband. xD Except his computer’s like Fort Knox and…. I’m sure I can’t even log into it, much less dick with his wallpaper. xD”
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[I don’t know how to set up a reply post like you do, oh well. Anyway.]
I know his password, but I’d have to turn his computer on / off and hope I don’t set off the updates that have been requesting to load, and I’d rather throw him off entirely by waiting.
When he gets home he’ll turn it on himself, because he and Evie are supposed to play Minecraft together, and everything will appear as expected. Then he’ll powder his nose read ifunny leave the room for 10 minutes. I may do it then and when he sits back down it’ll be bright and fresh and hi def. (¬‿¬)
Why do you all insist on sitting in the not-living-room?
Also, poor Yuki, she is just not comfortable here…
Eventually Corbin left the ladies with his sister while he explored the house.
After a painfully awkward conversation, Yuki went to look for Corbin and see if he was ready to leave.
Yuki: “Hon can we go now? what do you want for lunch? I’m getting hungry, and I was thinking we could stop by the cafe on the way home.”
Corbin: “That sounds great! Just give me a few more minutes, this book is great! I may have to borrow it!”
Yuki went out front to breathe. So hungry… and 100% done here...

@ashuriphoenix this is a little terrifying.
The picture is way too big for my resolution!
I don’t know if I should change it though…

















