Sgt. LeBearski: “Hello Hopper, first-day flutters hit you yet?  They’re little bastards I tell ya.” 

He laughs.  “Yes, but please, call me Atticus.” 

His first assignment of the day: vandalism.  

Apparently someone really likes gnomes. 

Officer Atticus: “Do you have any idea who might have done this?” 

Mrs. Ambrogio, wide-eyed, a little too innocently responds “No, not at all.  I’m just here visiting a friend.” 

Officer Atticus: Riiiiight. 

…Tippity-tappity-type, just finishing the day’s paperwork…